Ernest, Recently Married, Came Home From Work One Day And Discovered His Supposed Friend, Frank, In Bed With Ernest's Wife.

Ernest, Recently Married, Came Home From Work One Day And Discovered His Supposed Friend, Frank, In Bed With Ernest's Wife.

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Ernest, recently married, came home from work one day and discovered his
supposed friend, Frank, in bed with Ernest's wife. "What are you doing?"
yelled Ernest. "Listening to the radio," said Frank. "But I don't hear any
music," said Ernest. Frank's answer was prompt, "That's because you're not
plugged in like I am!"

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