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• DOCTOR: I've got some bad news and I've got some really bad news.
  PATIENT: Give me the bad news first. DOCTOR: Well, you have about twenty-four hours to live I'm afraid....
• Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
  Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first....
• Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
  Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please. Docto...
• Unknown Doctor to patient, "I've got bad and worse news for you.
  <BR> What's the bad news? "Your tests came i...
• Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Docto
  You've had an accident involving a train. Patie...
• Doctor to patient in hospital: "Mr Jones, I have some good news, and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
  "Do begin with the bad news, please." "Allright....
• The doctor told his patient "I have bad news and worse news for you, what do you want to hear first?
  The patient replied, "What's the bad news?" The doctor said, "Your tests have come back and we've determined that you only have two days to live....
• So, the doctor goes into the sick man's room... "I have some GOOD news and some BAD news", the Doctor said.
  "Well, let's hear the GOOD news frist", the Man said the doc pauses....
• After his annual physical, the sexually active bachelor was waiting in the doctor's office for the results.
  "Well," said the doctor, "I have good news and bad news for you....