Related:

• Guy looking for his friend pops in a barber shop and ask
  Hey! Bob Peters here? Barber replies: No. Just heads....
• Caught In A Storm... Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
  They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard....
• Seems there was one Hulda and one Heinrich Ulrich and they were very close.
  They were both homebodies. One day Heinrich didn't come home for dinner and that was very unlike him....
• One day, a lady walked into a Sears store and asked for a hinge for her door.
  Do you want a screw for this hinge?" inquired the clerk....
• W O R S E !! Larry the friendly policeman answered the call.
  The lady who answered the door was to put it kindly VERY old....
• There was a young man hitchiking along a road one day.
  A car stopped and the driver opened the door and asked, "What political party are you with?...
• One day a guy was sitting on a bus next to an old lady who was filling out a crossword puzzle.
  Just when he thought the trip was getting boring when the old lady leaned over and asked, "Excuse me, but can you help me with this puzzle?...
• There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer who had never been to Amsterdam before.
  The driver decided to have a little fun and started telling the old man that it was sometimes boring driving around so he and other drivers drove down old ladies just for the fun of it....
• The gang was hanging out at the local bar one day when in walked an attractive young lady.
  She goes up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey....