Seems There Was One Hulda And One Heinrich Ulrich And They Were Very Close.

Seems There Was One Hulda And One Heinrich Ulrich And They Were Very Close.

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Seems there was one Hulda and one Heinrich Ulrich and they were very
close. They were both homebodies. One day Heinrich didn't come home for
dinner and that was very unlike him. . .
so Hulda went out looking for him. (Here we need your best Milwaukee
German accent). She went from shop to shop saying, "WAHSH MY HEINIE HERE?
She got to the barber and stuck her head in the door saying, "WAHSH MY
HEINIE HERE?" To which the barber said, "No ma'm chust a shave and a
haricut."

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