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• Heard from a friend, some years ago: Three bulls -- a big bull, a medium sized bull, and a small bull -- were standing by a fence one day, chewing grass and looking out over the fields.
  The big one says, "See all of them cows out there?...
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• A rancher owned 900 cows and three bulls. The biggest bull had 500 cows, the middle bull 300 and the smallest had 100.
  One day they overheard the rancher talking about getting a new bull....
• These two Aggies were standing on a corner next to an old stray dog.
  All of a sudden, the dog started licking his balls....
• A farmer went to the doctor complaining that his sex life was not what it should be.
  So the doctor gave him some pills, but warned him that they were still experimental, and that he should be extremely careful in their use....
• five strange ones The following just goes to show what can happen when you have too much time on your hands.
  #1 There were two cows sitting in a field. The first cow says to the other, "Hey, did you hear about that Mad Cow Disease?...
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
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• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....