The Little Moron Was Strolling Downtown One Day When He Spotted A Man Walking In The Opposite Direction Who Was Being Followed By Twenty Penguins.

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The little moron was strolling downtown one day
when he spotted a man walking in the opposite direction
who was being followed by twenty penguins. The man had
a worried look on his face, which is perfectly normal
because everyone knows how dangerous a bunch of penguins
can be if cornered.
"What are you doing?" asked the little moron.
"I'm supposed to take these penguins to the zoo, but
if I do, I'll miss my appointment. Would it be possible
for you to take them there for me?" the man asked.
"No problem", replied the little moron.
About three hours later, the man was on the way out of his
meeting when he saw the little moron going the other way, away
>from the zoo, and behind him followed the twenty penguins.
The man ran over to meet him.
"What do you think you're doing?" asked the man.
"Well, I took the penguins to the zoo like you wanted,
but they got tired, so now I'm taking them to a movie!"

A newspaper headline: "Escaped Leopard Believed Spotted!"

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