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  She said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch them building the new apartments?...
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  Tim," she said, "What does your mother do all day?...
• Dirty Ernie was sitting in school, in Oklahoma, on a reservation.
  It was the last day of school. The teacher said, "I will ask questions, and when you give me the right answer you can go home for the summer....
• Dirty Ernie got a duck for his birthday. He took it for walks every day and enjoyed having a pet.
  One day, Sleezy Suzy saw him walking the duck, and said, "Hey, I like your duck....
• One day, a teacher was testing the students' intelligence.
  Okay class, I have something behind my back which is rectangular, small and black....
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  Mom: "What do you mean?" Dirty Ernie: "I heard dad telling Mr....