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Dirty Ernie: "Mom, I Didn't Know You Could Take Apart A Nurse.
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Dirty Ernie: "Mom, I didn't know you could take apart a nurse."
Mom: "What do you mean?"
Dirty Ernie: "I heard dad telling Mr. Smith 'I just screwed the ass off a
nurse!'."
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