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• What's the Greek army motto? "Never leave your buddy's behind.
• I joined the German club in high school. We were a small organization until we annexed the French club .
  .....
• There are two prisoners in the cell that have just been introduced to each other.
  --1st inmate-- "So buddy, what are you in here for" --2nd inmate-- "First degree murder!...
• Dog Quotations "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown "Some days you're the dog
  ome days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies....
• The hillbilly wedding ceremony had just concluded. The groom thrust his hand into the pocket of his tattered overalls and asked the preacher what he owed him.
  In these here parts, we don't charge for no hitchin', but you kin pay accordin' to your bride's beauty," the preacher beamed....
• And, as I end the refrain, THRUST HOME!
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
  But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs....
• I prefer 'Indiana', We named the DOG Indiana!
• Jone's Motto: Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.