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• <PgUp>? <Home>? <Break>? <End>? SysRq!
• What's the motto of the Beastiality Club? In dog we thrust.
• Full retro-thrust and ten degrees starboard!!! (Or, something....)
• REDNECK ETIQUETTE - Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
  When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way....
• After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St.
  Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings....
• Letter to the Bank Manager Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
  By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it....
• I come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
• Letter home from school... Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great.
  I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard....