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  Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
• Great Female Comebacks Man: Haven't we met before? Woma
  Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?...
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
  Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....
• An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the same lecture night after night.
  He confided this state of mind to his chauffeur as they were driving to their next destination....
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....