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• A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half- cocked.
  Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• Jeff brought a whole new meaning to the expression "Belly up to the bar" The police found corn flakes in the hair of one of Jeff's victims heads.
  That's when they knew for sure he was a cereal killer....
• The last thing one of Jeff's neighbors said after a figh
  "Okay, ya don't have to bite my head off!" Pee Wee Herman and Jeff the Chef have a favorite dish in common....
• Why is Jeff the butt of so many jokes? Because you are what you eat!
  Jeff's favorite tropical blender drink is a Penis Colada....
• Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the "Bills".
  What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" Why did Jeff always make girls nervous?...
• Jeff has a kid -- he's spoiled rotten! Every time Jeff breaks up with a guy, the guy goes all to pieces!
  Jeff's favorite brand of clothing? Dis-Members only....
• When Jeff worked, how did he get paid? Severance! Why was Jeff the Chef thrown out of the Navy?
  When they yelled "All hands on deck" he showed up with silverware!...