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• Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the "Bills".
  What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" Why did Jeff always make girls nervous?...
• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• Yesterday Jeff passed one of his old neighbors in the restroom.
  Jeff is a great neighbor! He's always willing to give you a hand!...
• When Jeff worked, how did he get paid? Severance! Why was Jeff the Chef thrown out of the Navy?
  When they yelled "All hands on deck" he showed up with silverware!...
• What did Jeff say when he finished eating one of his neighbors?
  I've had my Phil." Why does Jeff love to eat convicts?...
• Jeff the Chef is a really nice guy. He's always going to the ice box and taking a friend out for dinner!
  What do Jeff and the squirrels have in common? They're both storing up nuts for the winter!...
• A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half- cocked.
  Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
• Jeff says at a party, "Sorry...I guess I really put your foot in my mouth that time!
  One of Jeff's surviving neighbors just flew in from Milwaukee....
• When they took Jeff away, he begged police, "Have a heart!
  Jeff's favorite candy bar is Buttered Fingers. Jeff the Chef won a three-legged race at the fair....