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• Some things to think about... ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there....
• From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...
• Mr. Bus Driver began his route in the usual way one morning, although the turnout was quite unique, here is his story
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• AW . . . Poor guys gotta wait in line" UNITED NATIONS (AP) - Iraq's delegates to the UN are angry because the oil squeeze their government helped put on the US is forcing UN diplomats to wait in line at the gas station.
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• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 id AA04088
  Mon, 11 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT From: CaptainDave@cup....
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...