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  The great chief replied "My son, when your older brother was born, the first sight I saw after the moment of his birth was a bear running through the wood...
• A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college.
  When his dad asked him about his first year at school, he said...
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  The wise, old, medicine man replied "You named after first thing you see....
• A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
  "Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, after the medicine deliverers the baby, he looks out the tee-pee window....
• An Indian brave came up to his chief. "Oh Big Chief, why you give us the names you give.
  "Mmmmm. When your cousin was born...I look across and see deer leaping in field....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
• Running Bear finally woke up one morning to discover that he was a man.
  As such, he deduced, he would require a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man's teepee to requisition a woman....
• Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
  Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn. The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn....