Calgary, Alberta Feb 17 1988 AP; A Disturbance Interrupted The Second Hockey Game Between Poland And Czeckoslavakia Today.

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Calgary, Alberta Feb 17 1988 AP;
A disturbance interrupted the second hockey game between Poland and
Czeckoslavakia today. When the Czech team skated onto the ice in their
new Michael Jackson look team uniforms, the New Polish team (the tallest
hockey team ever put into a uniform, averaging slightly more than 3 meters
tall) refused to take to the ice. When the referee asked why they would not
play the odd looking Czech team the Polish coach Stanislaus Yarchevski said,
"We wouldn't touch a BAD Czech with a 10 foot Pole".

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