I Know A Rhyme About Rabbits, That Doesn't Mention Their Habits.

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I know a rhyme about Rabbits,
that doesn't mention their habits.

Either e. e. cummings of Oscar Wilde, I don't remember who


There's this park with a bunch of rabbits in it. This one rabbit is
practicing multiplication. He's going along -- wham, bam, thank you,
ma'am; wham, bam, thank you, ma'am; wham, bam, thank you, ma'am; Sorry,
Sam!

The next day he's making the rounds of the females again -- wham, bam,
thank you, ma'am; wham, bam, thank you, ma'am; wham, bam, thank you,
ma'am; OH DAMN!

Turns out this park also has some little statues of rabbits....



What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!


How long is a hare on a rabbit?
About 5 seconds.

I guess it works better verbally. Typing it kills the pun.

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