Even though a fellow was late for his flight, he dashed into the airport men's
room, pissed,and quickly headed for the door. At one of the sinks a Marine
sergeant was washing his hands. The Leatherneck called to the man, "Hey, buddy,
in the Marine Corps they teach us to wash our hands after going to the
bathroom."
The fellow stepped back into the men's room and looked at the Marine. "Well,
I was in the Navy, Sarge, and they taught us not to piss on our hands!"