A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend
stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp. "I just bought this ape
as a pet. We have no children; so he's going to live with us - just like one of
the family. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same
bed with me and my wife."
"But what about the smell?" the friend asked.
"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...