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  She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by....
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  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
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  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
• Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
  On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
• A farmer walks into an attorney's office to file for a divorce.
  .. Attorney: "May I help you??" Farmer: "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces....
• My Friend Steve One day a husband (named Jim) went off to work as usual, and left his beautiful, well-endowed wife at home, as usual.
  Later in the morning, his best friend, Steve, came to the house and rang the doorbell....