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• A boyfriend and girlfriend were visiting the zoo one day.
  They stopped outside the gorilla cage and decided to observe the gorilla's habits....
• This zoo had a female gorilla, but no male gorilla.
  This female gorilla was really getting horny and the zoo had no one to take care of her....
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• This guy was walking through the zoo one day. When he was in front of the gorilla cage he bent down to tie his shoe.
  He noticed through the corner of his eye that the gorilla had also bent down....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• A Bit of Halloween Caution! A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
  She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• Did you hear about the husband who took his wife to the zoo?
  They walked over to the gorilla cage, which contained a mean old 600 pound gorilla....