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Upon Answering The Door To Her Whorehouse, The Madam Was Surprised To See An Amputee.
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Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the madam was surprised to see an
amputee.
"Look at yourself," the madam said, "no arms, no legs, what could you
possibly do?"
The amputee replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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