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  Moses, out of deference, allowed Jesus to tee off first....
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  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
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• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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