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• Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
• How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• THERE WERE THESE THREE GUYS, A MEXICAN, A BLACK, AND A POLOCK.
  WHILE LIVING IN MEXICO, THEY GOT CAUGHT SELLING DRUGS....
• A few years ago the Polocks and the Texas Aggies were playing football.
  At the end of the first quarter, the gun sounded and the Polocks ran off the field thinking it was halftime....
• How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree? Wave to him.
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....