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• A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse and walks into a bar.
  He goes up, gets a beer, drinks it, and walks out....
• The same cowboy rides into another town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen.
  He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling....
• The Cowboy Without His Horse... A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
  Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was....
• A guy walks into a bar where he has heard that the bartender is keeping a horse in back.
  Walking up to the bar, he asks what the bartender would give him if he were able to go back to the horse and make it laugh....
• One day Marshal Dillon saw a cowboy dunking an old women's head in a horse trough!
  The Marshal got upset and went over where this was happening....
• A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.
  The chief says to Clint, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days....
• New Rating System Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar.
  .. They're tired and worn out from a long day. Havin' a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talkin', watchin' the women go by....
• Old west... A bar... All of a sudden, the door opens with a kick, and a cowboy in black enters.
  .. Black hat, black foulard, black shirt, black trousers, black boots, black gloves, black belt, and a black pair of guns....
• Late one scorching day in old New Mexico, the Lone Ranger rode up to a bar, dismounted and tied up Silver.
  He was sitting at the bar, enjoying a well- earned drink, when his faithful sidekick ran in....