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• Hear about the Italian girl who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean shot glass?
• hear about the woman who shaved her legs and rectum?
• Q: Did you hear that Christie McAuliffe changed her subject?
  A: She used to teach math, but now she's history....
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  They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't....
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  "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder....
• Carpenter's Joke Did you hear about the house that the two lesbians built?
  Not a single stud was used. It was all tounge and groove....
• Did you hear about the queer electron that used to go around blowing fuses.