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Sally: I've Lost My Dog. Allie: Why Don't You Put An Ad In The Paper?
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Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
Related:
Why shouldn't you put an ad in the paper if your dog is lost? Because dogs can't read.
Now that you know the ways to properly post on USENET, let's try an example
In article <1452@sab.ck>, Bill Netter writes: > Dear Sally, I object to your use of the word "dear"....
A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife ?)
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
I [] My dog. He [ate] My Cat.