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What's The Definition Of Bad Acne? -- Waking Up In The Park With A Blind Man Reading Your Face.
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What's the definition of bad acne?
-- Waking up in the park with a blind man reading your face.
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Define "bad acne." Waking up in the park with a blind man reading your face.
Q: What's the definition of confusion? A: 200 blind lesbians at a fish market.
Man A: So how was your honeymoon? Man B: Very good until the morning after waking up, I forgot and said to my wife "You are wonderful, here is $
100". Man A: It is not that bad, she might not know that you thought her as a hooker....
Q: What is COYOTE UGLY? A: When you wake up with your arms around someone sooooooooo ugly, that you chew your arm off, rather than risk waking her up.
100 reasons it's great to be a guy: 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks....
What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
What's the definition of gross??? Diving into a bowl of snot and eating your way out!
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket....