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• Q: What is the definition of gross? A: Two siamese twins connected by the mouth and one throwing up.
• What's grosser than gross? Finding a pubic hair in your Bloody Mary.
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• What's grosser than gross? Feeling your grandpa get a hard-on while you're sitting on his lap.