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• An 80-year old man read in the paper that someone had saved a life by signing an organ donor card.
  The man felt this was a noble thing to do so he called the organ donor organization to see if he could get a card....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• One day a guy was sitting on a bus next to an old lady who was filling out a crossword puzzle.
  Just when he thought the trip was getting boring when the old lady leaned over and asked, "Excuse me, but can you help me with this puzzle?...
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• Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
  A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them....
• An old man went into a bar in Wyoming. After having a few drinks he started staring at a heavyset, long-haired, bearded biker.
  After a few minutes the biker got pissed off, went over to the old man, and asked him why he kept staring at him....
• An elderly couple were sitting on a park bench. The old man turns to the woman an asks if she will marry him.
• The Old Man A self-important young man goes out and buys the best car available
  a 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo. It is one of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world....
• THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE BET A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
  She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...