A man was cleaning out his attic, throwing out all the old junk, when
his friend Bill came over to see him. "Find anything decent up here?"
he asked. "Well, not much. Best thing I found was this old Bible,
written by some guy named Gutenberg. Ever seen one of these?" Bill
said, "That book is one of the most valuable books ever to exist!
There's only 13 of them known left! It's worth MILLIONS!" "Well,
mine can't be worth that much. Some ass named Martin Luther scribbled
all over it."
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Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...