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  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
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  After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier....
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• The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
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