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What Do You Get When You Mix A Rooster With Peanut Butter?
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What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Related:
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.
What's the difference between an elephant and peanut butter?
An elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth....
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 50 ft. cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
Q: What do you get when you mix vodka and Milk of Magnesia? A: A Phillips Screwdriver!
Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.