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• Little Miss Muffet Crouched on a tuffet, Collecting her shell-shocked wits.
  There dropped (from a glider) An H-Bomb beside her- Which blasted Miss Muffet to bits....
• Did you hear that Saddam Hussein was meeting with Little Miss Muffet They we both talking about how the Kurds were getting in the way!
• What's the definition of gross??? Diving into a bowl of snot and eating your way out!
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  when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
  Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn. The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn....
• A Blonde Trapped In A Snow Storm: It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work at Wal-Mart.
  She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home....
• Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood decided to visit her grandmother.
  Red took a basket with everything she needed and set out on her trip through the forest....