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Child: Aw Mom. Whenever We Visit Uncle Al He Always Wants To Go Bowling.
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Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go
bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few
sets. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.
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