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• A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar.
  The bear asks again and is again told, "We don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar....
• A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
  Sorry. We don't serve bears here" said the bartender....
• A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the register.
  The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him....
• A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer.
  The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here"....
• hree strings were standing in front of a bar and were deciding wether or not to have a drink.
  The first says "You know they don't serve strings in this bar....
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
• Unknown A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?
  The bartender replies, "For you, no charge....