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Q: Why Did God Create Man? A: Because You Can't Teach A Dildo To Cut The Lawn.
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Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because you can't teach a dildo to cut the lawn.
Q: Why did create woman?
A: Because you can't teach a sheep to cook.
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Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
Why did God create women ? To give the sheep a rest.
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The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
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Q: Why did God make man first? A: Because he didn't want to be told how to do it.