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Why Do Shepherd's Wear Robes? Because Sheep Can Hear Zippers A Mile Away.
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Why do shepherd's wear robes?
because sheep can hear zippers a mile away.
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Do you know why Scotsman wear kilts?? Sheep can hear a Zipper a mile away.
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