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  The bartender saw this and thought it was very strange....
• Again as the gentleman went to sip his champagne, the little man jumped on the bar, grabbed the glass, and threw it in the gentleman's face.
  Well, this time the bartender could not contain his curiosity so he asked the gentleman what was going on....
• A Few For The Pun Lovers... *** The Service *** Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
  The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep....
• A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one and carefully poured the other into his hand.
  The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• Airport Encounters I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.
  While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....