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• Again as the gentleman went to sip his champagne, the little man jumped on the bar, grabbed the glass, and threw it in the gentleman's face.
  Well, this time the bartender could not contain his curiosity so he asked the gentleman what was going on....
• They went into the bar and the gentleman ordered a bottle of their best champagne.
  The bartender brought the champagne. When he approached the couple, he noticed that the gentleman had a very small man sitting on his shoulder....
• An Embarrassing Problem: A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
  He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face....
• A Few For The Pun Lovers... *** The Service *** Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
  The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep....
• A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
  50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....
• The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• The Interview Steve was in a terrible accident at work.
  He fell through the floor tile and ripped off both of his ears....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....