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• The lady sipped her champagne, but when the gentleman went to sip his champagne the little man on his shoulder jumped on the bar, grabbed the glass, and threw the champagne in the gentleman's face.
  The bartender saw this and thought it was very strange....
• They went into the bar and the gentleman ordered a bottle of their best champagne.
  The bartender brought the champagne. When he approached the couple, he noticed that the gentleman had a very small man sitting on his shoulder....
• A Few For The Pun Lovers... *** The Service *** Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
  The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep....
• An Embarrassing Problem: A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
  He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face....
• The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
• The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
• A guy walked into a bar and, with a very despondent look on his face, ordered a bourbon - straight up.
  The bartender set the drink down and, to his sur- prise, a little man just over a foot tall climbed out from under the custo- mer's jacket and onto the bar....
• A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
  50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....
• An old country gentleman and his wife were out driving one day, when a police officer pulled him over.
  What seems to be the trouble young man?" asked the old gentleman....