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  The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round....
• Irish Logic... An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
  When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more....
• Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
  So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...
• Hear about the horny guy who ordered two martinis? he drank one and poured the other on his hand, because he wanted to get his date drunk.
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• Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:) A small balding &l
  ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...
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  "Why, of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks,"Where are you from?...
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....