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• How many JAP's does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to do it....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• A newfie goes to Toronto to seek his fortune and after a couple of years is doing very well for himself.
  His brother calls from Newfoundland to to tell him their father is very ill and probably won't survive....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• Why do JAP'S get married?--Because vibrators can't take them shopping.
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• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• What do you call a JAP on a water bed? The Dead Sea.
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• Getting The Job Done Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn on the light, and it didn't work.
  After replacing the bulb, still no light. When John, her husband, came home, she said "Honey, the light switch is broken....