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• THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE BET A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
  She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...
• The President Of The Bank Of Canada... A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
  She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• When I was living in the dorms on campus, frequently someone with a car would offer to drive into town on a rainy day, to save a wet bike ride.
  There were always takers. I have a car, so I took many friends to the store, post office, or Bank....
• Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....
• Letter to the Bank Manager Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
  By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it....
• We suppose now we should be ready for endless joke reruns that will go something like
  Who was that lady I saw you with?" "That was no lady, that was my vice president....
• This sounds suspiciously like one of David Brenner's "Best Practical Jokes In The World".
  He claimed to do this and put the slip back, three or four slips down....
• True Story? Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk.
  As a walk up to the check out line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost identical to my daughter....