In the best whorehouse in town, a man in a plaid jacket enters.
"I'm Larry the Lumberjack and I'm the toughest, meanest SOB on
the planet and I want a woman as tough as I am down here in two
minutes with six bottles of Henry Weinhart's beer and I want to
be left alone with her. Two minutes later, BIG Bertha plants
six bottles of Henry's on the night stand, takes off her
clothes, and gets on all fours on the floor. Larry says, "Durn
it woman, I want to do it on the bed like a man and woman, not
on the floor like a dog!" Bertha replies, "I gotcha mac, I just
thought you might want to open them beers first."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
