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• The Different sex's at a drive-up ATM His ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2.
  Insert card 3. Enter PIN number 4. Take cash, card, and receipt 5....
• Dave and his mum went to the zoo. Dave enjoyed watching the ferocious animals but there was something even more interesting here, something that the boy had not seen before .
  .. skunks! "Mummy, mummy", he said, "I must have a skunk, I must, I must!...
• Crime has left a wretched taste in the mouth of a young thief.
  Seattle police said the 14-year-old made a tactical blunder while attempting to siphon gas from Dennis Quigly's motor home last Tuesday....
• IDIOTS *GOING* TO PRISON A woman was reporting her car, which she had been attempting to sell, as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it.
  The policeman taking the report called the phone, and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car....
• Arizona Diary: May 30th Just moved to Tucson, Arizona.
  Now this is a state that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings....
• TOP 118 REASONS WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DATE A NERD 1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied 2) Doesn't pick his nose in public 3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites 4) Was not directly responsible for the Holocaust 5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building
  he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor 6) Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married...
• Support Free Trade ... Smuggle!
• The following is an actual letter of complaint which I grabbed off the net many years ago (when it used to be called net.
  jokes, if you can remember that long ago!) Unfortunately, I don't have the original source anymore....
• Back when I was in high school a friend of mine, Robe
  hurt his back while rolling his car and had to wear a plaster cast around his torso, from just under his armpits to a few inches below the navel....