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If Not Dazzle=brilliance, Let Baffle=bullshi
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if not dazzle=brilliance, let baffle=bullshit
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Dazzle 'em with brilliance, confuse 'em with speed!
Razzle needs Dazzle or it's too onesided.
What part of my brilliance don't you understand?
Advice is like bullshit - everyone wants to give you a load of it.
Many* commercial aircraft are stacked up waiting for approach to O'Hare Int'l, ATC has inflicted numerous delays, and some planes are already 1-2 hours late.
The WX is good, it's just that there is a traffic bottleneck somewhere....
Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls.
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Don't let the bugs byte!
Let Us Celebrate!
Let's do some crimes.