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Why Do Scottish Sheepherders Wear Kilts? Cause The Zippers Scare The Sheep.
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Why do scottish sheepherders wear kilts?
Cause the zippers scare the sheep.
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Do you know why Scotsman wear kilts?? Sheep can hear a Zipper a mile away.
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Cause kings go better with cloak!...
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