Three college students shared an apartment. Every night one of the guys
would go out and get drunk, come home at 2:00 AM, and puke in the kitchen
sink. The other two guys were getting plenty upset so they decided to play
a joke on him. They went to the butcher shop and asked for 2 pounds of
chicken guts. After the guy went out they poured the chicken guts in the
sink. That night, the third guy comes in precisely at 2:00 AM and starts
puking in the sink. After a few moments everything was quite. About an
hour later they heard the guy going to bed. The next morning he told the
other two guys what had happened: "I gotta quit drinking. This morning I
came in and puked my guts out. It took me an hour to get 'em all back in
again."
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