One day a lady was inside of an elevator and she had to fart really bad. She
thought to herself, 'What am I going to do if someone comes in and smells it.
I'm going to be so embarrassed.' Then she thought, 'If I spray this can of
pine air freshener no one will ever know what I did.' So she farted and one
floor later a biker stepped in and the lady said, "What does it smell like
in here?" The biker replied, "It smells like someone shit a Christmas tree."
